relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut


confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life


when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you
+ 332,582 plays

knottygirlscout:

falling-deeperinlove:

omG

This will always be my favorite


archiemcphee:

Nathan Shields, our favorite pancake artist (previously featured here), made an awesome Easter breakfast feast of 12 different bunny-shaped pancakes. As we look at these adorable rabbitcakes we can’t help but wonder: are cute meals more nutritious?

[via Saipancakes]



lextenou:

amy-tabby:

amaradonis:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

deep, heavy breathing

TOES HAVE CURLED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

One of my best friends in high school - back when dirt was young - was a jouster. She would be fully helmed until the final joust. When she won, she would remove her helm.

The sound was heard throughout the realm.


elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.



safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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