charredpalmtrees:

ultrafacts:

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this woman found the fountain of youth goddamn


lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner


leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable


tastefullyoffensive:

Me vs. normal people after a vacation. [afro-pig]


keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.


roosterteeth-ruined-my-life:

NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS VIDEO


raydayton:

Laser tag with some awesome people. @Jerem6401 make a shitty team #TheBetrayer (x)



cul-de-sad:

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