thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot


captainanalogy:

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

CAPTAIN HAMMERS HERE

HAIR BLOWING IN THE BREEZE


teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.


  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

Q:
With all due respect do you feel a need to classify your sexual orientation? Do you think it is anyone's business what you choose to do with yourself? If you feel comfortable with yourself and your choices that you make? Is exploring possibilities classified as a permanent or can anyone reserve the right to which identity they choose? (asked by Anonymous)
A:

meladoodle:

uhhh im not sure what youre saying here but i think it applies differently to everyone? some people might want the solidity of a label for their orientation and some people prefer to just go with the flow i mean i cant speak for everyone?


rubyetc:

sorry not sorry


foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.


relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut


confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life